In Which Stuff Is Posted

Homestuck fandom, 4/12/2014:

Homestuck fandom, 4/13/2014:

Homestuck fandom who doesn’t think there will be an upd8 today, 4/13/2014:

Grey DeLisle as Vriska, ft. Mandalorian Tavros
Me: so hey want to know something cool
Boyfriend: Belatedly: Tell me!
Me: you know Grey DeLisle?
Me: the voice actor?
Me: She's Female Bounty Hunter.
Me: What I wanted to mention to you was...she also did short just-for-fun voice clips in the roles of...Rose and Vriska.
Me: That's right. Female Bounty Hunter is now Vriska.
Me: I have the links if you want to listen.
Me: http://www.vocaltwit.com/4636 and http://www.vocaltwit.com/4647
Boyfriend: Oh no. o_o
Me: oh yes
Me: ohhhhhhhh yes
Me: isn't that a great vriska
Boyfriend: It is. It's amazing.
Me: YEP
Me: FEMALE BOUNTY HUNTER IS NOW YOUR HEADCANON VRISKA
Boyfriend: 'Fast boonbucks are my favorite kind.'
Boyfriend: ... wait, hold on.
Boyfriend: Bounty hunter story involves a search for extravagant wealth and fame, while being played like a pawn by a large ominous power.
Boyfriend: Whuuut.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAT.
Me: THAT'S IT, IT'S CANON.
Me: VRISKA IS FEMALE BOUNTY HUNTER.
Me: ...Vriska x Torian, wut.
Boyfriend: Vriksa x Toriandor
Me: !!!!!!!!
Boyfriend: ^_^
Boyfriend: You're welcome.
Me: ...okay, just take a moment with me and
Me: imagine
Me: mandalorian tavros
Boyfriend: "I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU IN THE NAME OF MY CLAN! I mean, if that's ... okay, and all... um, I'm just a companion, Vriska will do most of the--"
Boyfriend: "TAVROS! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!"
Me: "uM, YEAH, WE MOSTLY KILL JEDI BECAUSE THEY'RE, UH, A GOOD FIGHT,,,"
Boyfriend: This is great.
Me: but then who are the other companions in troll terms
Me: is Mako secretly Terezi or something
Me: who is Gault
Me: who is Skadge
Me: who is BLIZZ
Me: #seriousquestions

oh my god okay
so i am in this mass effect tabletop right now
and we are boarding this ship and
i hacked the ship so the decontamination unit basically burnt up most of the crew
and now we are on the ship in our hazard suits so we can take the ship
and while we are on the ship the DM STARTS PLAYING PURIFIED ZONE MUSIC
I AM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW

Victoria’s Secret: Triage Collection

Turning panties into bandages

Homestuck campaign run in FATE

(via outofcontextdnd)

evitron:

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

2X HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE COMBO

evitron:

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

2X HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE COMBO

outofcontextdnd:

"They’re jousting for me now with their boobs!"

> Villager: Ascend
SburbCraft plus Minecraft April Fools skin change. The shades really complete the look.

> Villager: Ascend

SburbCraft plus Minecraft April Fools skin change. The shades really complete the look.

FUCK I’M CLIPPING THROUGH A SALAMANDER VILLAGER AND

FUCK I’M CLIPPING THROUGH A SALAMANDER VILLAGER AND

ME ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR GIRL.
(Okay, actual explanation time: there’s this sweet mod for Minecraft called SburbCraft and it’s amazing. That’s me with all my enchanted gear.)
(For added hilarity, I was one real-life day into this mod when I realized I was still using my Crockertier Jane skin. So right now I’m Crockertier Jane wearing an enchanted pair of shades over her usual glasses. wut.)

ME ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR GIRL.

(Okay, actual explanation time: there’s this sweet mod for Minecraft called SburbCraft and it’s amazing. That’s me with all my enchanted gear.)

(For added hilarity, I was one real-life day into this mod when I realized I was still using my Crockertier Jane skin. So right now I’m Crockertier Jane wearing an enchanted pair of shades over her usual glasses. wut.)

Taillow the HUUTTTTT

Taillow the HUUTTTTT